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"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."

- Ernest Hemingway (via ohlovequotes)

(Source: psych-facts, via defeatedartist)


Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

(via tyleroakley)


once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via tyleroakley)


"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

(via tyleroakley)


this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older

(via tyleroakley)



Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

(via tyleroakley)