- Ernest Hemingway (via ohlovequotes)
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older
Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.
not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.