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deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

j0k3rjuni0r:

comewatchthecloudswithme:

coincidenceisallanythingeveris:

owlmylove:

being a teenage girl is so confusing like should i masturbate? should i steal my parent’s alcohol?? should i overthrow the government?????

all of the above

at the same time

In my head I saw an angry girl running around furiously masturbating with one hand holding a half empty bottle of vodka surrounded by the burning remains of the houses of parliament.

i’m waiting for art

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rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

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thirstfollower:

when the person that you hate makes a mistake

image

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clestroying:

Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies

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